“Today you are you! That is truer than true!
There is no one alive who is you-er than you!”

Dr. Seuss



This is a little cute joke (at least for women) that I heard long time ago but was reminded about it today by my in laws. So good it is worth posting it! It is probably a true story... 

Mom and 3 year old daughter went for walk. The little girl picks up something from the ground and puts it straight into her mouth. The mom tells her to "NEVER do that again!".

- Why mommy? Asks the 3 year old girl.
The mom then explains that it was on the floor, which is full of germs and is dirty and that germs can make her sick...
The girl interrupts her asking: - How do you know all that stuff mommy?
- Well, all moms know that and much more! To be a mom, you take a test and you have to know everything about keeping kids safe. And if you don't pass you cannot become a mother!
Both were quiet for awhile... until the little girl breaks silence:
- I got it mom! If you do not pass, you get to be the dad.
- Exactly! The mother answered with a big smile! ;-)

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